by Vic Higgins
Hey, Higgins here. I’m writing this, because I am so damn cool and it pisses me off sometimes. I just want y’all to understand where I’m coming from, because most people just ain’t as cool as I am. Believe it or not, but it’s not easy being this damn cool.
For example, when I walk down the street, people stop and look at me and my cool threads and kickin’ shades. Sometimes they’ll say, “Check him out!” or “Get a load of that kid!” and I ‘gnore ‘em. Of course, I can’t help but think to myself: I am so goddamn cool. But I don’t need to be reminded every friggin’ minute of every friggin’ day, people!
But there are other times, when people–the “normies” as I call ‘em–point and stare at me, like I’m some sort of freakin’ god or somethin’. Sometimes, I just want to stop being friggin’ treated like a damn god! Is that too damn much to ask?
Another reason that it kinda sucks to be as great as I am, is that people will be mean to me, just because I’m so damn cool all of the time. It’s like everybody wants to be me, and they just won’t admit that they be jealous. They would just rather write mean comments on my vlogs.
So this goes out to all the people out there who are jealous of me: You don’t even know me, and you never will, because I have a very exclusive social circle that you will never be a part of! Jealousy will get you nowhere, especially in my book, pal. You can be jealous all you want, but when it comes down to it, I’m the only one seeing this face in the mirror at night. No matter how many times you pray to the one you call god, you can never be me. IT’S NOT GONNA HAPPEN, GUY.
Sorry for ranting, but it just pisses me off, goddamnit!