Changes have been made to tonight’s Illuminati Orgy at the Tuesday Special. Unfortunately it was revealed that Amber Nelson was an enemy of the Illuminati and has since been executed.
A message from The Grand Inquisitor:
“Nox ista est nocte indulgentiam. Nocte celebramus additis Jordan Carlos de MTV’s Guy Code. Nocte laudamus Jo Firestone de Punderdominus MMM. Naturale eius debent et in penis, naturale eius debent et in penis.”