Oh, hey there. Didn’t think you’d be back so soon. I saw you park your very nice car here while I was practicing spins. When I noticed you didn’t lock the beaut’, there was no way that I wasn’t going to check the thing out. I wrangled around for a while and finally got the AC on. I took out your beach chair, kicked off my skates and just took advantage of the breeze.
Hey, don’t get defensive, buddy. We’re all pals here. How about this, I fill up your meter, you take a C.P., ‘kay? If I just…sorry these leather shorts stick right to your skin when it’s hot out.
There you go. It actually slid out of the pocket through a little hole, but I caught it in my netting.
Y’know, my pubes. Where you going? I thought we were making a connection? Well, I’ll be taking a little bath in the park down the street. In the fountain. I’ll be the one butt-nekkid!