craig evanhalen here, the enigmatic star of acclaimed rockdoc BANANAZZZ. today, i come to you with a heavy heart.
director kate sweeney and the filmmakers behind the BANANAZZZ had an honest dream: to make me, craig evanhalen, the punk bob dylan. we succeeded in that dream, but it came at a cost.
now the filmmakers are in debt to a mafioso—i’ll say the fucker’s name, vinny “the dog” d’agostino—and he is tired of waiting. he says he is going to MURDER the filmmakers if they do not raise the funds in the next 38 hours. i know, it sucks.
so please, open up your hearts and wallets and save the lives of some intrepid young filmmakers with bright futures ahead of them by donating to the BANANAZZZ indiegogo. if you do not, and i do not mince words here, their blood will be on your hands. evanhalen out.