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Recently, pro rassler Bobby Blayze announed that he would get a WWE tryout at the Monday Night Raw tapings at the Phillips Arena in Atlanta, GA. Here is the real-time account from Bobby’s Facebook page:

4:00 pm: “Just arrived in HOT ATLANTA for my tryout with the WWE!!! Stay glued to my page for updates, pictures and more as my dreams finally come true! DIP DIP DIP!”

4:30 pm: “Just left my (first!) hotel room, and now I’m headed to the arena! Taking a limo, because that’s just the kind of thing I’ll be able to afford when I’m a WWE Superstar!”

5:00 pm: “I stopped into the arena, and checked out the sights! Someone said ‘you’re not supposed to be here, sir.’ CALLIN’ ME SIR ALREADY! DIP DIP DIP!”

5:15 pm: “I’m thinkin’ when I have my match (probably after Raw, as a surprise treat for the live audience) they’ll ask me to work WrestleMania this Sunday! I’m on the phone with the airline right now pricing tickets from Atlanta to Miami. Whatever I can afford it! I’m gonna be a WWE Superstar! Until then, I’ll stay humble as this security fella escorts me out.”

7:00 pm: “Still outside the arena, seems to be a bit of a mix-up. I asked to speak with Vince McMahon to find out when my tryout match is. I gotta change into my gear!”

8:00 pm: “Just got off the phone with (who I think was) Vince McMahon! He said my match is coming up later tonight! I am wrestling…MARK HENRY! He’s a big man but he’s got bunches and bunches of kicks and punches comin’ his way! Headin’ into the arena now, looks like a wild crowd!”

10:20 pm: “Vince McMahon just called, he said my match is up next! I’m not in my gear, so I gotta hurry! Mark Henry, you better be ready for a high-flyin red-blooded American spitfire babyface with a heart of gold, feet too fast to catch and a flyin’ forearm that’ll knock ya right into next Tuesday! DIP DIP DIP!”

10:35 pm: “This must be some sort of mistake…”

11:35 pm: “Was this a prank? I took out a loan to get to Atlanta. They said I wasn’t on any list.”

12:10 am: “A part of me feared getting hurt tonight, but all I suffered was a broken heart. Sometimes dreams are just dreams.”

UPDATE: After some investigation, it appears this cruel trick was done by none other than Bobby’s nemesis Sweet Daddy Longlegs, who had this to say:

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAAA!!! HOPE YOU LIKED MY VINCE MCMAHON IMPRESSION, BOBBY BLAYZE! THERE ARE TISSUES IN THE MINIBAR, YOU GULLIBLE LITTLE HONKY! DEEEEAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNNN!!! ~ sweet daddy longlegs”